jool's hideout

“There can be only one sitting at the peak!”

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

mobydyke:

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath “you’ll be happy you did it you’ll be happy you did it you’ll be happy you did it” as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying “no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go.”

j33zits:

trash-like-me:

I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

“My lord that’s soap”

pyrobchilling:

And then, John Freeman, Gordon Freeman’s brother, said: Its Time For Me To Live Up To My Family Name And Face…

beaft:

beaft:

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

i think i’m funny and that’s the main thing

loveruns:

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

boggmann:

in a kinder universe